arsene york-hunt 11:37 Fri Dec 22
What's the most useless Christmas present you have ever had.
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1. Exercise bike, gets used about once then dumped after using up space for a year or two.
2 Gift box of Gentlemen's fragrances. Things that are never used like Aftershave
3. Gloves. usually lose one after first use.
4.Teasmade alarm
5, Hostess Trolley
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Hammer and Pickle
11:52 Mon Dec 25
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Not at all useless but somewhat unusual - a heavy-duty aquarium glass cleaner. Basically a super-powerful magnet sandwich, it serves its intended purpose admirably. However, if allowed to come together outside the aquarium, it either binds so tight it can only be prised open with a knife, or shoots apart at some considerable velocity. In the wrong hands, this a rather nifty torture device, oh yes it is.
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Mike Oxsaw
5:26 Mon Dec 25
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When I was married, we used to have the In-laws down from Scotland for Christmas.
One year they presented me with a bottle of Glenfiddich, which I felt rather touching. After we'd dined, the (step-) mother in law opened said bottle (on my behalf) and finished it, save for a single tot I was allowed, in the course of the afternoon evening. Turned out she was a screaming alcoholic.
To make matters worse, I found out on the Boxing Day, that it was actually a bottle of my own Glenfiddich that she'd pilfered from my drinks cabinet and given as a present.
That was the last time we had (her) family stay in the holidays - or at all.
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chevy chase
7:22 Sun Dec 24
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Not received but got my sister a WW2 Gas Mask from a market in Amsterdam and also bought a Fire Extinguisher from ALDI for my Niece.
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jfk
5:30 Sun Dec 24
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It’s one horrible bitch that’s not welcomed anywhere anymore.
Fingers crossed it hits a jumbo jet on its fucking broomstick .
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jfk
5:04 Sun Dec 24
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Two air bricks for our fire place (wrong size)courtesy of the mother in law the fucking Fat cunt
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lowlife
2:31 Sun Dec 24
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A corby tie press. I was puzzled.
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side effect
1:23 Sun Dec 24
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I told my mum not to buy me any clothes whatsoever as I'm very fussy what I wear
Well she only got me an oldies type wooly jumper.
I threw it straight in her face.
Merry Christmas all
That's the spirit.
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MrTrentReznor
9:15 Sat Dec 23
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My mother (bit of a religious type) went to 'The Holy Land' decades ago & bought a sheep skin gilet as a present for me.
It was hideous.
I refused it.
Last night my mother rang my 18 year old daughter & offered her the same sheep skin gilet as a Christmas present.
It's something like 35 years & she still hasn't found a taker.
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Gary Strodders shank
8:31 Sat Dec 23
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The ex mum always got me a QPR calender
As her son's daughters, husband etc were all Rangers she just presumed I was and seemed to cock a deafen when we tactfully tried to break it to her I was of a different faith.
The ex even used to annually retrieve it from the rubbish bin and place it on the wall (above the Hammers one) every time the old bat visited as not to offend
Apparently she always used to make a pilgrimage to South Africa road every December and purchase a job lot of branded tat for all the relatives and extended family.
As our somewhat bizarre and turbulent relationship was drawing to a close my final Xmas gift was a token "don't follow me follow Rangers" keyring
I kept that as a poignant reminder.
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Kearley
7:40 Sat Dec 23
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Ex mother in law got me a Beatles calendar. Totally random.
Another year she wrapped up a plastic measuring jug and whisk. And another time a Mr Sheen spray can.
My dad and brother used to phone me up to see what she got me.
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greenie1
2:46 Sat Dec 23
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Huge Flip Flops from my Grandad. When I say huge they were the size of those square floats you used to get when learning to swim. I got my own back on him, the next Xmas, I wrapped them up, gave him the parcel, he got excited, opened them and looked all deflated as he realised I'd given them back.
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Manuel
12:25 Sat Dec 23
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Toms - They're not in the tropics!
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Tomshardware
12:02 Sat Dec 23
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I find socks useful Manuel.
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1964
11:43 Sat Dec 23
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Another jumper to add to the 65 I've already got.
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Manuel
4:03 Sat Dec 23
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Don't know, can't remember. But at a guess it would have to be socks.
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Mike Oxsaw
3:16 Sat Dec 23
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The baby Jesus.
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Pagey
1:03 Sat Dec 23
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A Pink Panther toothbrush holder.
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zico
12:31 Sat Dec 23
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Travel noughts and crosses, I mean to be fair you only need a pen and paper!
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Alfs
12:26 Sat Dec 23
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My ex sister-in-law got me a miniature (6" x 2") snooker table.
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goose
11:40 Fri Dec 22
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Danny Ings
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